♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
AHH! MY LATEST COPY OF GLAMOUR CATMAGAZINE.
WOW! LOOK AT THESE SWELL-LOOKING CATS,
ALL DRESSED UP FOR A NIGHT OUT AT A FANCY CAT NIGHTCLUB.
THAT'S WHAT WE NEED,
RIGHT HERE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND I'M JUST THE CAT TO DO IT.
[CRASH]
WHAT DO YOU WANT, HEATHCLIFF?
YEAH, HEATHCLIFF. THOSE ARE NICE-LOOKING CATS.
HMM.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[HUMMING]
OH, I GET IT. YOU WANT TO OPEN UP A NIGHTCLUB OF YOUR OWN
OUT IN THE BACKYARD.
NO WAY. GRANDPA WOULD NEVER ALLOW
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
IF YOU WANT TO TRY IT, GO AHEAD, BUT COUNT ME OUT.
AHH! I CAN SEE IT NOW--
THE COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
HEY, GUYS, CHECK OUT THIS PHOTO I FOUND
IN GLAMOUR CAT MAGAZINE.
WOW! THEM IS SOME FANCY-LOOKING CATS.
EXACTLY. THOSE CATS COULD BE US.
DUH...US?
WELL, MAYBE NOT YOU. WELL, MAYBE NOT YOU.
HOW COULD WE BE LIKE THOSE FINE FELINES, HEATHCLIFF?
I'M GOING TO OPEN UP A CAT CLUB--
THE COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
SWELL. WE'LL BE HAPPY TO HANG OUT THERE.
YOU WON'T BE HANGING OUT THERE. YOU'LL BE WORKING THERE.
WORKING? NO WAY!WORKING? NO WAY!
WHOA! WHOA!WHOA! WHOA!
[SHOUTING AND MEOWING]
UH, WHAT TIME DO WE REPORT FOR WORK, BOSS?
[SNORING]
[YAWN]
I'M HUNGRY.
THINK I'LL GO FIX A LITTLE SNACK.
PSST!
♪ DUM DOO DEE DOO DI DAY ♪
♪ DUM DO DEE BOP
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU KNOW THE BOY SCOUT MOTTO, SPIKE--BE PREPARED.
[GROWLING AND BARKING]
[DOG SNORING]
[BARKING]
[DOG SNORING]
THERE. IT'S FINISHED.
NOW TO TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS.
WE'VE GOT A DEAL. YOU'LL BE THE SINGER IN MY NEW CLUB.
IF YOU GUYS WANT TO PARTY,
COME TO COPA CA HEATHCLIFF TONIGHT.
[SNORING]
PSST! HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE COPA CA HEATHCLIFF?
IT'S THE HOTTEST PLACE IN TOWN.
SEE YOU TONIGHT AT COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
BE THERE TONIGHT. COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
SEE YOU TONIGHT. BE THERE.
COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
GREAT PLACE.
TONIGHT. TONIGHT.
WHEW! BEING A BIG BUSINESS TYCOON
IS SURE HARD WORK.
Heathcliff: NICE TO SEE YOU, JOE.
I'M VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU'RE HAVING A NICE TIME.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
[MUSIC STOPS]
UH, UH, H-HIYA, SPIKEY. NICE TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO SEE ME, NOTHING. YOU STOLE OUR DOGHOUSES!
STOLE? STOLE?
I DIDN'T STEAL THEM, SPIKEY.
I JUST BORROWED THEM.
[GULP]
WELL, WE'RE JUST GOING TO BORROW THEM BACK.
WE FIGURE AS HOW THIS PLACE IS BUILT OUT OF OUR DOGHOUSES,
IT OUGHT TO BELONG TO THE DOGS,
SO WE'RE TAKING OVER OUR NEW DOG CLUB.
N-NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, SPIKEY.
WE CAN WORK THINGS OUT.
SINCE WHEN CAN'T DOGS AND CATS
LIVE HARMONIOUSLY TOGETHER?
NO WAY!
THEY'RE OUR DOGHOUSES AND OUR NIGHTCLUB!
RIGHT, GUYS?
YEAH!
[CATS GROWLING]
UH, M-MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, HEATHCLIFF.
UH, WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
LOOK, SPIKE, NO SENSE IN RUINING A NICE EVENING.
YOU DOGS ARE DRESSED TO PARTY, SO COME ON IN.
YOU DOGS TAKE THIS SIDE OF THE ROOM.
SCRAM.
AND THE CATS WILL STAY OVER THERE.
YEAH. WE'LL ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME. YEAH.
[ALL MUTTERING]
YOU GOT A DEAL.
Heathcliff: WHEW!
♪♪ ♪
WHEW! THIS PLACE HAS REALLY GONE TO THE DOGS.
HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
YOUWATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, CAT!
YOW!
[SARCASTICALLY] I BEG YOUR PARDON.
[ANGRILY] THAT'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT.
ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN.
[BARKING AND MEOWING]
OH, NO.
BOYS, BOYS, PLEASE.
NO NEED FOR FIGHTING.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, WRECK MY JOINT?
Dog: OH, YEAH? TAKE THAT!
[BARKING AND MEOWING]
STOP IT! STOP IT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
[MORE BARKING AND MEOWING]
LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE! CUT IT OUT.
NOT AGAIN!
BOY, THIS IS A ROUGH JOINT.
YUMMY!
Heathcliff: UH, WAIT, WAIT. STOP.
NO, NO, NO. PLEASE. DON'T--
STOP!!
Wordsworth: OH! WHOA!
HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME?
ALL THIS HARD WORK FOR NOTHING.
YO!
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
THIS IS A GREAT PLACE.
HEY, HEATHCLIFF, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WELL, IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM...
JOIN THEM!
I CAN'T LOOK.
[RINGING]
HELLO? COPA CA HEATHCLIFF. HEATHCLIFF SPEAKING.
YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE OPEN. YEAH. COME ON DOWN.
LET'S PARTY!
HEY, HEATHCLIFF, THANKS A LOT.
WE HAD A GREAT TIME!
I'M GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD TIME, SPIKE.
HERE. I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
WHAT?! OHH!
IT'S YOUR BILL, SPIKEY, FOR BREAKING FURNITURE,
FOR WRECKING THE BANDSTAND, BROKEN DISHES,
THROWING FOOD, SPILLING MILK,
AND THE COVER CHARGE!
[HAMMERING]
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE REMODELING JOB, CLEO?
YOU SHOULD BE REAL PROUD OF THE BOYS.
THEY'VE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE--
THEY MADE IT LOOK WORSE THAN BEFORE.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
QUIET!!
THAT'S BETTER.
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THE WORST RACKET I EVER HEARD,
AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE. I--
HUH?
[GULP]
[WHISTLES]
WOW!
I GOT TO MEET HER!
WHOOPS!
HA HA HA!
LOOKING AT THAT DOG
IS STARTING TO BUM ME OUT.
Wordsworth: HE LOOKS SO BLUE, IT'S BUMMING ME, TOO.
YEAH. HE HASN'T YELLED AT US ALL DAY.
MAYBE HE'S SICK.
YOU GUYS ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
CAN'T YOU TELL HE'S IN LOVE?
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.
LEROY WITH A DATE? YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS GREAT.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
BOY, TALK ABOUT A BUNCH OF INSENSITIVE CREEPS.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT ABOUT, CLEO?
I JUST REALIZED THAT LOVE IS A JOKE TO YOU.
IF YOU DON'T HELP LEROY, THEN YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT US, TOO.
YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT.
ME AND THE BOYS WILL TURN THAT HOUND
INTO A GREAT LOVER IN NO TIME.
HEY, BUT HOW'S HE EVER GOING TO FIND THAT BABE AGAIN?
I KNOW WHO SHE IS. HER OWNERS ARE CUSTOMERS AT THE MUSIC STORE.
I'LL GO GET THE ADDRESS. YOU JUST TAKE CARE OF LEROY.
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, O LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
SUPPOSE I DON'T FEEL
LIKE HELPING THAT FURBAG.
THEN I'LL WRITE TO YOU EVERY DAY IN THE HOSPITAL.
NOW, ALL IN FAVOR OF HELPING LEROY, SAY, "AYE."
AYE! AYE! AYE!
I SAW THAT POODLE YOU WERE STARING AT THIS MORNING.
SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING ON EARTH.
HOW'D YOU LIKE ME TO FIX YOU UP WITH HER?
YOU MEAN IT?
YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
YEAH, BUT CALM DOWN, MAN.
FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO IS GET YOU CLEANED UP.
I GOT AN IDEA.
NOW FOR THE GROOMING.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO PUT THE MOVES ON A CHICK, YOU GOT TO LOOK COOL.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WAY I LOOK?
I'D LOVE TO TAKE THE TIME TO TELL YOU,
BUT I GOT A DATE WITH CLEO IN TWO WEEKS.
NOW, GET IN THE CHAIR.
READY...DO IT!
COME ON. WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
JUST ANOTHER MINUTE.
WILL YOU HURRY UP?
HE'S DONE. NOW, CLOSE YOUR EYES, RIFFRAFF.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
I PROMISE IT'LL BE WORTH IT.
TA-DUM! YOU CAN OPEN THEM NOW.
Riffraff: WHAT?!
WELL, RIFF, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HA HA HA! HE NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
Leroy: ARE YOU SURE SHE LIVES HERE?
THAT'S THE ADDRESS THE MUSIC STORE HAD.
HERE. GIVE HER THESE.
WOMEN LOVEFLOWERS.
I GOT THE MESSAGE.
NOW, THIS IS CLASS.
[RINGS DOORBELL]
UH-OH.
[ENGLISH ACCENT] HEY, BRAT, LOOK AT THE PUPPY.
[ENGLISH ACCENT] TELL HIM WE GAVE AT THE OFFICE.
Cleo: NOW WHAT, EINSTEIN?
Riffraff: JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
THOSE DOGS WILL NEVER LET ME IN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING.
YOU, LEROY, AFRAID OF A COUPLE OF HOUSE PETS?
I'M NOT EXACTLY AFRAID.
OF COURSE HE'S NOT.
MAN, HE'S THE KING OF THE JUNKYARD.
UH, YEAH. JUST HIS NAME STRIKES FEAR IN OUR HEARTS.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW?
THOSE POOCHES BETTER NOT GET IN MY WAY.
OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!
HEY, LOOK. THE PUPPY IS BACK.
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
[GROWLING]
DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH?
I'M THE KING OF THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
JUST THE MENTION OF MY--OOPS!
1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3!
AAH!
YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MEET THIS GIRL
IF YOU KEEP FOOLING AROUND.
Riffraff: OK. JUST REMEMBER EVERYTHING I TAUGHT YOU
AND DON'T LOOK DOWN.
OH, NO!
HEH HEH HEH!HEH HEH HEH!
YOW!
WHEW!
WHOA!
HEH HEH HEH! HEH HEH HEH!
SEE YOU LATER... KING.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING, PAL.
I GOT ANOTHER GREAT IDEA.
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS SWING ON THIS ROPE
RIGHT INTO HER ARMS. PRETTY SMART, HUH?
I'M NOT SO SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
AND WHAT IDEAS DOES THATGIVE YOU?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
GREAT. NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST FIFI BLOW-DRYING HER HAIR.
LET'S GO CHECK.
YOUR LOVERBOY IS COMING, FIFI!
AAH!
OH, NO!
OOF!
HI. BYE.
[CRASH]
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
JUST CONSIDER THIS THE PRICE WE PAY FOR LOVE.
[SIGH]
YOU REALLY BLEW IT.
BUT, CLEO, I DID MY BEST.
I GUESS WHEN THE CHIPS WERE DOWN,
YOU JUST COULDN'T COME THROUGH.
WHAT?
WE ALL HAVE TO LEARN TO ACCEPT FAILURE, EVEN YOU.
FAILURE? ME? I'LL SHOW YOU!
HEY, GUYS, GET OVER HERE!
MOVE IT! MOVE IT! WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO!
WE'RE GETTING THAT DOG IN,
AND WE'RE DOING IT NOW!
GATHER ROUND. I GOT A PLAN.
[MUTTERING]
LET'S DO IT.
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LAY THERE?
OR ARE YOU GOING TO GO AFTER THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS?
IT'S HOPELESS.
YEAH, IF YOU KEEP TALKING AND DON'T DO ANYTHING.
THOSE DOGS ARE JUST BULLIES. YOU CAN HANDLE THEM.
[SARCASTICALLY] YEAH. I'VE DONE GREAT WITH THEM SO FAR.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO REASON WITH THEM.
DON'T TELLTHEM YOU'RE TOUGHER. SHOWTHEM.
GET UP THERE, GROWL, GRIT YOUR TEETH,
AND THOSE GUYS WILL RUN SO FAST,
YOU WON'T GET A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE IT.
NOW, GET UP THERE, CHAMP, AND SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS.
I'LL DO IT!
HEY, YOU TWO OVERGROWN FLEABAGS,
GET OUT HERE!
[GROWL]
I GUESS THEY KNEW
I WASN'T KIDDING AROUND THIS TIME.
[DOGS BARKING]
LOOK AT ALL THAT FOOD!
HERE'S DOG FOOD TO GO TO HELP YOU TO GROW.
I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
WELL, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO BAD YOURSELF
IF YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT HAIR.
I MEAN, HONESTLY, YOU WALK AROUND
LOOKING LIKE THAT? WHEW!
ANOTHER THING, I'VE SEEN WHERE YOU LIVE.
UGH! WHAT A DUMP! IT REALLY NEEDS A WOMAN'S TOUCH.
NO, NO. MAYBE IT WOULD LOOK BETTER OVER THERE.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE OVER THERE.
WELL, AT LEAST THEY'RE TOGETHER.
[CRASH]
TRY AND TELL THAT TO LEROY.
LOOK, I CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU DON'T WANT TO COOPERATE.
UHH....
PERSONALLY, MY FAVOURITE CHOICE FOR A PET WOULD BE A KITTEN,
BUT I KNOW SOME OF YOU LIKE PUPPIES.
IF YOU GO TO THE PET STORE, OR EVEN BETTER, THE POUND,
TO PICK OUT A PUPPY, HE OR SHE SHOULD BE BETWEEN
SEVEN AND TEN WEEKS OLD.
OH, DID I MENTION MY SECOND FAVOURITE FOOD - UH - PET -
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